wtf...

...Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe have separated. My world is in ruins, I have built my whole life around the fact that they have stayed together.

They were the perfect couple, and their relationship were a guiding light for me, in this dark world. What will I do now, I have lost all faith in relationships. Why can't celebrities stay together, and provide stability in my troubled life. There's probably only one thing for me to do, and that's to end it all. End my worship of celebrity couples, and start living my own life.

If you want to know more about this tragic event, then go to ABC News. This truly is a sad day for mankind, and a date to remember.